Zeke, this just isn’t possible! I have only been pregnant 3 times. I would have noticed something like being pregnant with and giving birth to twins! “My love, you need to sit down for this. There’s a lot to tell you and I’m afraid I won’t stick for long, this time either.” Zeke, you’re starting to scare me. “I know I am, but you need to know all of this. It’s going to be a lot easier coming from me than finding out any other way. You already know that I have a son and daughter, right?” Of course I do. I’ve known that for years, I just didn’t know who you actually were, at least not to me. “Here goes nothing, my two children are twins and they are biologically yours!” Zeke, that’s just not possible! Your daughter is the same exact age that mine is. “My love, try to stay calm and just listen. I already know that I don’t have long! My children are twins and I’ve already had paternity testing done, so I am positive that they are yours too. I wasn’t there for their birth, I just found out about them while they were still very young. Please don’t be mad at me, but I had paternity testing done when you gave birth to our, I mean your daughter. It’s amazing what you can get accomplished in the hospital for a few hundred dollars! What I have found out is that when you had your appendix taken out in 7th grade, you had an extra ovary that they removed as well. It has something to do with the National Intelligence Administration and some sort of psychic experimentation. My two children are only the tip of the iceberg. There are a lot of them. Children I mean, and most are in some form of show business. All of the fathers, including myself, are believed to be from somewhere else. They think you are too!” What do you mean some where else? Another country or another world, like extraterrestrials? “My love, there’s a lot more but I think that you are probably at your limit right now. Just hold on to our love and how much I want our life together. I love you more than……”
ZEKE? ZEKE? ZEKE? OH GOD WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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